July 2nd, 2004

drew

Welcome to Hogwarts 4 Sort

HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
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Headmaster: tidoubleg3rr
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, Internation Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Incoming First Years,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Your term begins as soon as you've been sorted by the sorting hat. We await your owl as soon as possible.

Yours Sincerly,
heatherbeather
Heather
Deputy Headmistress
Played the fool

The Sorting Hat Sings...



"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your tops hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you out to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're safe in hands (Though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"